One night while resting in bed, I realized that something was amiss. I was not alone in my room -- I could feel it. Suddenly alert, my sharpened senses detected movement and discovered... White Ninja working his way stealthily toward me! Terrified, I quickly acted and grabbed the camera as my best defense.
White Ninja's presence brought out the ninja instinct in another, who quickly found his own subtle white disguise. He realized he had one flaw in his choice of outfits, however, and moved to fix it.
In the unfortunate move to fix the lower section of his disguise, another slip led him to reveal that he was truly... Dirty Sock Hand Ninja!
I do hope other white ninjas out there realize that if they are really trying to blend in against the wall, perhaps they should avoid dark underwear underneath their white disguise. And they probably should also avoid dirty sock hands.
Hello, instigator of trouble and giggles!
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